August 2012
153 posts
This is how think things at Bioware work
Writers: So we have this dr Liara T'soni, an asari scientis--
Designers: Science is sexy, then sexy it is!
Writers: No you see, the Asari are mono-sexed race, they are not females, but can reproduce without physical contanct, via mind-meld-
Designers: Minds are sexy, let's make a full nude sexy sex scene!
Writers: But you don't understand, for asari, the entire universe is one consciousness, all is one--
Designers: Blue space babes. Sexy!
Writers:
Writers: So, Miranda. She's very inteligent, designed to be perfect.
Designers: Perfect is sexy, then sexy it is.
Writers: Samara is 1000 year old asari Justicar and a powerful biotic-
Designers: Mature lady. Confident. Sexy!
Writers: Now Jack, she's been through a lot, tortured, abused, her whole body is covered with tattoos-
Designers: Tattoos are sexy. Also, make her pale.
Writers: Very well, about EDI. Her name stands for Enhanced Defense Intelligence and she will need a body platform.
Designers: A sexbot! Sexy!
Writers: Ashley is also making a comback, she's been promoted to Lieutenant-Commander--
Designer: Then we must make her sexy now! Let her hair down and... cleveage. Yes. Sexy!
Writers: And finally, Tali. You all know her.
Designer: Of course. Will make her look humanoid, because only humanoid chicks are sexy. Sexy!
Writers:
Writers: Okay, sexy time femSheps, make Thane look sexy.
Designers: Oh my god, skin showing... This is making us so uncomfortable...
Writers: Well, he's going to die anyways so don't worry.
Designers: Phew!
Writers: ...but Jacob needs to look good too.
Designers: Oh come on man this is too much!
Writers: Well, we can shorten his loyalty mission and make him cheat on femShep?
Designers:
Writers:
Designers and Writers: PERFECTLY BALANCED
tehjai:
so who’d kill me if I wrote Nori/Keeper pr0ns?
>_>
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Random gif meme - lifted from shadowpiranha
Every 7th
This Is You:
This Is Your Best Friend:
Ok this is getting weird…
This Is What Your Parents Are Like:
Accurate.
What You Do When You’re Alone:
If this is supposed to mean I fail at playing ME3 on Insanity, then yes, accurate.
How Strangers See You:
Er… yes? O.o
How The Same Sex Sees You:
Woo!
How The Opposite Sex Sees You:
Woo!!
How Your Crush Sees...
July 2012
224 posts
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Stupid things that irk me when I remember them
theladyjess:
silentstephi:
Like now, when I’m replaying the Qunari rebellion in Kirkwall and I see Warden Al (and my game bugs still over that ‘my good friend’ junk. It’s SUPPOSED to be ‘Love of my life’ damn it!)
King Alistair is cannon.
-.-
Irked I say. He’s not King in my cannon gorram it.
I think I read something from Gaider that said he is NOT Canon in the game universe, but only...
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Stupid things that irk me when I remember them
Like now, when I’m replaying the Qunari rebellion in Kirkwall and I see Warden Al (and my game bugs still over that ‘my good friend’ junk. It’s SUPPOSED to be ‘Love of my life’ damn it!)
King Alistair is cannon.
-.-
Irked I say. He’s not King in my cannon gorram it.
Raise your hand if you read and/or write fanfic.
brennacedria:
lani-elisabeth:
randomminer:
aroihkin:
confirmed—bachelor:
mst3kaddict:
fanfictionfiend:
Fanfiction = My Life
lafemmedarla asked: Sebastian Vael :)
put a character in my ask box and i'll rate them:
rhiannon42:
minorearth:
kyeshgall:
not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY
… I’ve done this before, but help me amuse myself while I suffer through the inane NBC commentary for the next five hours, eh? :)
Oh, what the heck, I’ll be around tonight. Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Uncharted, Castle, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe are all up for grabs.
I need...
Constantly being victimized by guilt-trip posts.
archsagejulz:
lexiferrising:
riddlewrappedinamystery:
Summary:
Yes, I love my mom.
No, I don’t like cancer.
Yes, people should stop abusing animals.
No, I don’t think those things will ruin my blog. I just don’t want to reblog them.
Yes, gay people should be able to get married.
No, I’m not a heartless/sick/bad person for not reblogging these posts.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE ACCURATE AS...
elenilote:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
Lady Jess: silentstephi: needmoreusless:... →
silentstephi:
needmoreusless:
theladyjess:
needmoreusless replied to your post: silentstephi replied to your post: needmoreusless…
I’m sorry! You’re missing an “e” Was probably a gremlin that stole it.
Could be worse.
…
Could be raining.
Worse?…
It’s a delayed theft… cause… I think it’s not getting here until the am. And by AM I mean like six...
needmoreusless:
theladyjess:
needmoreusless replied to your post: silentstephi replied to your post: needmoreusless…
I’m sorry! You’re missing an “e” Was probably a gremlin that stole it.
Could be worse.
…
Could be raining.
Worse? You kidding me? That’d be a blessing to this too warm to live weather. GIVE MEH THE RAIN! *grabby hands*
