This is how think things at Bioware work
Writers: So we have this dr Liara T'soni, an asari scientis--
Designers: Science is sexy, then sexy it is!
Writers: No you see, the Asari are mono-sexed race, they are not females, but can reproduce without physical contanct, via mind-meld-
Designers: Minds are sexy, let's make a full nude sexy sex scene!
Writers: But you don't understand, for asari, the entire universe is one consciousness, all is one--
Designers: Blue space babes. Sexy!
Writers: So, Miranda. She's very inteligent, designed to be perfect.
Designers: Perfect is sexy, then sexy it is.
Writers: Samara is 1000 year old asari Justicar and a powerful biotic-
Designers: Mature lady. Confident. Sexy!
Writers: Now Jack, she's been through a lot, tortured, abused, her whole body is covered with tattoos-
Designers: Tattoos are sexy. Also, make her pale.
Writers: Very well, about EDI. Her name stands for Enhanced Defense Intelligence and she will need a body platform.
Designers: A sexbot! Sexy!
Writers: Ashley is also making a comback, she's been promoted to Lieutenant-Commander--
Designer: Then we must make her sexy now! Let her hair down and... cleveage. Yes. Sexy!
Writers: And finally, Tali. You all know her.
Designer: Of course. Will make her look humanoid, because only humanoid chicks are sexy. Sexy!
Writers: Okay, sexy time femSheps, make Thane look sexy.
Designers: Oh my god, skin showing... This is making us so uncomfortable...
Writers: Well, he's going to die anyways so don't worry.
Writers: ...but Jacob needs to look good too.
Designers: Oh come on man this is too much!
Writers: Well, we can shorten his loyalty mission and make him cheat on femShep?
Designers and Writers: PERFECTLY BALANCED
tehjai: so who’d kill me if I wrote Nori/Keeper pr0ns? >_>
Random gif meme - lifted from shadowpiranha
Every 7th This Is You: This Is Your Best Friend: Ok this is getting weird… This Is What Your Parents Are Like: Accurate. What You Do When You’re Alone: If this is supposed to mean I fail at playing ME3 on Insanity, then yes, accurate. How Strangers See You: Er… yes? O.o How The Same Sex Sees You: Woo! How The Opposite Sex Sees You: Woo!! How Your Crush Sees...
Stupid things that irk me when I remember them
theladyjess: silentstephi: Like now, when I’m replaying the Qunari rebellion in Kirkwall and I see Warden Al (and my game bugs still over that ‘my good friend’ junk. It’s SUPPOSED to be ‘Love of my life’ damn it!) King Alistair is cannon. -.- Irked I say. He’s not King in my cannon gorram it. I think I read something from Gaider that said he is NOT Canon in the game universe, but only...
Stupid things that irk me when I remember them
Like now, when I’m replaying the Qunari rebellion in Kirkwall and I see Warden Al (and my game bugs still over that ‘my good friend’ junk. It’s SUPPOSED to be ‘Love of my life’ damn it!) King Alistair is cannon. -.- Irked I say. He’s not King in my cannon gorram it.
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brennacedria: lani-elisabeth: randomminer: aroihkin: confirmed—bachelor: mst3kaddict: fanfictionfiend: Fanfiction = My Life
lafemmedarla asked: Sebastian Vael :)
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rhiannon42: minorearth: kyeshgall: not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY … I’ve done this before, but help me amuse myself while I suffer through the inane NBC commentary for the next five hours, eh? :) Oh, what the heck, I’ll be around tonight. Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Uncharted, Castle, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe are all up for grabs. I need...
Constantly being victimized by guilt-trip posts.
archsagejulz: lexiferrising: riddlewrappedinamystery: Summary: Yes, I love my mom. No, I don’t like cancer. Yes, people should stop abusing animals. No, I don’t think those things will ruin my blog. I just don’t want to reblog them. Yes, gay people should be able to get married. No, I’m not a heartless/sick/bad person for not reblogging these posts. REBLOGGING BECAUSE ACCURATE AS...
elenilote: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
Lady Jess: silentstephi: needmoreusless:... →
silentstephi: needmoreusless: theladyjess: needmoreusless replied to your post: silentstephi replied to your post: needmoreusless… I’m sorry! You’re missing an “e” Was probably a gremlin that stole it. Could be worse. … Could be raining. Worse?… It’s a delayed theft… cause… I think it’s not getting here until the am. And by AM I mean like six...
needmoreusless: theladyjess: needmoreusless replied to your post: silentstephi replied to your post: needmoreusless… I’m sorry! You’re missing an “e” Was probably a gremlin that stole it. Could be worse. … Could be raining. Worse? You kidding me? That’d be a blessing to this too warm to live weather. GIVE MEH THE RAIN! *grabby hands*