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Why Is Your State…

via calliecucumber

Why is Florida…

so weird

so humid

so trashy

so hut

PRETTY MUCH

Why is Texas

so awesome
so cheap
so hot
so conservative

I can guarantee you that the top one was typed in by Texans themselves

Why is Iowa…

so liberal

so important in the presidential election

so humid

so boring

(these are accurate)

Why is Massachusetts…

So liberal?

so expensive?

so expensive to live in?

so important?

YEP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

Why is Washington…

So rainy

So cloudy

So important

So liberal

Why is California:

So liberal

So broke

So anti-gun

So expensive

Sounds about right, assuming that by “California” you mean “San Francisco and Los Angeles”. Away from the cities, especially inland, it’s a whole other story, except for the being broke part. (That question has an answer, and that answer is “Proposition 13”.)

Why is Rhode Island…

so small

so corrupt

so important

so boring

SPOT. FUCKING. ON.

God I hate this state…