via calliecucumber
Why is Florida…
so weird
so humid
so trashy
so hut
PRETTY MUCH
Why is Texas
so awesome
so cheap
so hot
so conservative
I can guarantee you that the top one was typed in by Texans themselvesWhy is Iowa…
so liberal
so important in the presidential election
so humid
so boring
(these are accurate)
Why is Massachusetts…
So liberal?
so expensive?
so expensive to live in?
so important?
YEP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
Why is Washington…
So rainy
So cloudy
So important
So liberal
Why is California:
So liberal
So broke
So anti-gun
So expensive
Sounds about right, assuming that by “California” you mean “San Francisco and Los Angeles”. Away from the cities, especially inland, it’s a whole other story, except for the being broke part. (That question has an answer, and that answer is “Proposition 13”.)
Why is Rhode Island…
so small
so corrupt
so important
so boring
SPOT. FUCKING. ON.
God I hate this state…
